Lawyered.

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awholeorchestra:

MARSHALL:  If you don’t mind me asking, what is this all about?  I mean, you are one of the most strong, independent, non-locking-themselves-in-a-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving people I know.  Why are you so upset about us moving?

ROBIN:  Maybe I just need you guys more than you think.

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manyhundredmiles:

  1. Sell it.
  2. Year-round haunted house.
  3. Giant fence around the perimeter, chimp sanctuary. There’s already a tire swing in the backyard.
  4. We destroy it with sledgehammers.
  5. Move in, raise our children, make this our family home. Until they graduate and we destroy it, with sledgehammers. As a family.

(Source: charcurrterie)