October 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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manyhundredmiles:
Sell it.
Year-round haunted house.
Giant fence around the perimeter, chimp sanctuary. There’s already a tire swing in the backyard.
We destroy it with sledgehammers.
Move in, raise our children, make this our family home. Until they graduate and we destroy it, with sledgehammers. As a family.
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Robin: I mean, it is just a burger.
Marshall: Just a burger? It's so much more than just a burger. I mean, that first bite... Oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame-freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below. Flavors mingling in a seductive "pas de deux". And then... a pickle the most... playful... little pickle, and then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce, and a... a patty... of ground beef, so... exquisite...swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savories so... delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread. This is God... speaking to us through food.
Lily: And you got our wedding vows off the Internet.
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Marshall: You want us to wait for you
Ted: No, I might be a while. I've gotta drop a massive New Jersey
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Watchnoone-ithinkisinmytree:
Ted: I am so… sick… of this song.
Marshall: Don’t worry, it comes around again.
Ted: What do you mean?
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Robin: I'm moving to Japan. It took me a half hour to pack.
Lily: A half-hour?
Robin: Would've taken me 20 minutes- but a friend called me in tears
Marshall: Moving is really emotional, okay?
Lily has no idea that I'm high...
