November 2011
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Nov 23rd
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manyhundredmiles: Sell it. Year-round haunted house. Giant fence around the perimeter, chimp sanctuary. There’s already a tire swing in the backyard. We destroy it with sledgehammers. Move in, raise our children, make this our family home. Until they graduate and we destroy it, with sledgehammers. As a family.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Robin: I mean, it is just a burger.
Marshall: Just a burger? It's so much more than just a burger. I mean, that first bite... Oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame-freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below. Flavors mingling in a seductive "pas de deux". And then... a pickle the most... playful... little pickle, and then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce, and a... a patty... of ground beef, so... exquisite...swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savories so... delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread. This is God... speaking to us through food.
Lily: And you got our wedding vows off the Internet.
Nov 17th
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Marshall: You want us to wait for you
Ted: No, I might be a while. I've gotta drop a massive New Jersey
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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noone-ithinkisinmytree: Ted: I am so… sick… of this song. Marshall: Don’t worry, it comes around again. Ted: What do you mean?
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Robin: I'm moving to Japan. It took me a half hour to pack.
Lily: A half-hour?
Robin: Would've taken me 20 minutes- but a friend called me in tears
Marshall: Moving is really emotional, okay?
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Lily has no idea that I'm high...
Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Why I Love Marshall Eriksen
Marshall: The Grim Reaper beckons. I feel his icy grip around my throat, the breath of his hounds at my heels, the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe on my chamber door. And YOU (looking at Lily), with your blithe request. You only hasten his inevitable triumph. Is that what you desire? Is that what you desire, Lily?!!
Lily: Err.. I just wanted you to get us some bagels..
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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