March 2011
62 posts
February 2011
71 posts
Barney: Marshall, I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Marshall: Wow, that was really specific.
Marshall: I explained how you get a mani-pedi once a month.
Barney: Weekly, wolverine. Some of us care.
HIMYM 4x18
Barney: [On laptop] Check out Scarlet Johansson at the Oscars. If I could nail any celebrity it would definitely be Scarlet Johansson.
Barney: Hot. Talented. And nobody does that many Woody Allen movies without serious daddy issues.
Marshall: [With a big smile on his face] If I could nail any celebrity, it would be Lily. She's the star of my heart.
Lily: [Looks over at Marshall] Awwwwwh!
Lily: [Looks at Barney and Robin] For me it would be Hugh Jackman.
“What are we doing? We’re men.
Mom?! Leave the crust on!”
– Marshall Eriksen (via mickeykate)
“It would be pitch black, in the middle of the woods, and I could never see...”
– Marshal Eriksen (via jtac)
